I had Raph in the passenger seat. He felt very hollow, almost like he contained a vast, infinite void. His mouth opened, and thousands of beetles started pouring out. Multitudes of small, shiny beetles.

If you tap around with your knuckles on spots inside the cabin - which ones, if any, return a hollow feel?

For me, it’s the “why is this the only way to get a black headliner” option.

I took some pictures at the Ojibwe Forests Rally...

BMW Oktoberfest @ Laguna Seca

This is what I spent my Friday-Sunday doing. Fun times on the Dragon.

I whore for internet points

Hear that? It’s the sound of a million dentists weeping.

And that’s why you go to the Monterey Motorsports Reunion!

I call the sit-down ones “boatercycles.”

I think he’s fool of crap.

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Do you mean an Interceptor…

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”

Yes. It makes it a little better, but common sense should prevail.

Which most of us would have done.

Exactly!

In all fairness........."Eldon Palmer, a car dealer in Indiana, drove the pace car, a Dodge Challenger, to promote that car in the 1971 Indy 500. Palmer set up a traffic cone on the pit lane to show himself where to begin slowing the car. But someone moved the cone away, Palmer stepped on the brakes too late, lost…

This Dodge Challenger is pretty cool. The driver? Not so cool.