The last thing a motorcyclist would ever do is damage their bike. And besides, motorcyclists are very very kind people.

944 + 2002 = Star

Stef, are you high?

C7 ‘Vette?

Don’t worry, it’ll blow over

It is a real motorcycle. Scooters don’t have gears, this does

My motorcycle, a 1971 Honda Cub 70 Passport

crackle crackle

snap crackle pop

Crackle snap pop

Plz enjoy

Tell me what you think

I present to you the mother of all crackles

Plz give me another chance, opponauts. Besides, who doesn’t want to hear an exhaust crackle orgasmically

I’ve got a drop of boiling water on my foot. Not pleasant to look at, or have.

Don’t call me racist, but he looks like Will Smith.

Incorrect. First of all, the Milan is a tricycle. Pedal-powered. No way it can get up to those speeds. Second of all, this is the actual size of a Milan.

Go to :50 and look at the upper left corner of the video. It appears extremely thin, so may I suggest a *gasp* motorcycle?

Isn’t that just a rebaged Smart Car?

That isn’t a Bronco? Is it some old Chevy? International Scout, maybe? WHAT IS IT???