This needs to be an option.

Needs ✓

She is..... shiny

Failing to start my car in a blizzard in the mall’s parking lot.

Looks like they put glue on the tires and drive through cocaine for a couple hours.

I thought this said Pepsi at first. Did anyone else see that? I did.

This is just a car in front of a green screen, with the camera recording into the green screen playing a video from the back of a car in reverse.

Shift Jalopnik into reverse and let’s start goin’!

I thought you were going to get the Koenigsegg Agera’s Nürburgring footage and literally roll it in reverse. -60 FPS.

You need another COTD.

Jason, people keep failing at my ultra-hard quiz. You think you can pass it, smarty?

Hey Jaloppo, why not help us on Oppo? Solve the debate. More votes, please, and solve this nonsense about McLaren losing to Nissan!

Hey Jaloppo, why not help us on Oppo? Solve the debate. More votes, please, and solve this nonsense about McLaren losing to Nissan!

Are you telling me that this is NOT an R8? But look at the front, middle, and back!

Nice name

I accept your gracious offering

Comfy.....

Kill it with fire?

Oh, you are a lightweight.

Ok, but only for the price of one 944 photo.