@GazpachoKitty: I know. It's the "replacement child" vibe I'm getting that I'm worried about. I think the older daughter did like pageants, but Cassidy clearly does not.

The scary thing about Cassidy's "not a welfare" mom, is that about 10 years ago she was involved in another documentary on beauty pageants with her older daughter. The doc was called "Baby Beauty Queens" and it aired on A&E. You may remember her daughter Jenny Foster, who had cystic fibrosis and died of it at the age…

@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: Except I can't figure out how to make the link work. :(

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: This picture of Blanket should erase lingering doubts: [cache1.asset-cache.net]

What the hell kind of show is this?

Not feeling the bathtub love here. That thing looks cramped.

Yeah, this was probably for the best with Elisabeth sitting there.

@walnuts: I think she's just proud she can read it.

Wow. A newborn giraffe is taller than an adult human. Duh, I know. But still...

@little_engine_that_could: I think that's her on the far right. She's half cut off in the photo.

@bananafish: That is completely awesome.

It's Gossamer!

@TheVaginaWig is Fabulous to the Nth Degree: I recommend "I Won't Dance" and "Rhode Island is Famous For You".

Loved her. :'(

@morninggloria: Hey, they know who buys their kibble.

Do they make these in black (people)? If they weren't $100, I might buy one for my cats.

Russel Brand uses Bumpits. Y/Y?

Mini Posh on the left. Mini Becks on the right.

@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: What is that exactly? A basketball jersey onesie?

Great. Just what we need: racist Santa gangs.