Mischa - Laziest celebrity "designer" ever?

@pantsless economist: You totally win.

There's a "Brtish Fritzl", now? Ay de mi.

@hfree: I dare him to make the first move on getting that declaration!

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: He can get engaged, but he'll have to somehow divorce Stacy before they can marry.

Don't marry anyone named Peterson. THE END.

I have stared at this for 5 minutes and I still can't decide which one is Madonna.

@hortense: Nancy was in rare form last Thursday. Lord, that woman.

@LoveNoelG: That ex-fiance guy is actually not the dad. Caylee was born about 7 months after they met, so they got a paternity test and he wasn't the father. I saw this on Dateline. It's really not clear who Caylee's father is. I think Casey is claiming the father is someone who died in a car accident, but as we all…

At least Sheree has her clothing line and Kim her singing career to fall back on. I hope they film season two with all the ladies living out of DeShawn's guest house.

GASP! I'm totally surprised they're all fakes!

@MeganGlass: Book 'em, Danno!

@stacyinbean: Ted Bundy.

@Brianne: Is that a wookie?

@DinosaurDanceParty: Agree. I love my kitties to death, but I see them licking their asses at least 10 times a day!

@SarahMC: Oh god, me too. I mean, don't ask me any questions or expect me to get involved in your shenanigans. Everyone should know this by now.

Oprah!

Is this child available for adoption?

@Princess Leela: I thought the same thing. She deserves a retirement, even though she is grateful to have a job and money. I wonder if she had to leave school to work.

@rednrowdy: That was damned funny. "Hysterical blindness."