Bracing for the FLDS apologists.

I wonder if Amy Poehler actually is pregnant. She kinda looked pregnant on the Ashton Kutcher SNL episode a couple weeks ago.

@Political Party Girl: Same. I'm confused now.

@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: *available*

@spoonme: Do you have any female friends who left an FLDS community without hassle? Because the women who have escaped did just that. They have harrowing stories which are readily availbale online. Please read some of them.

@spoonme: From Carolyn Jessop's memoir:

@Super1984: the people in this community really believe they are righteous people who are following god's rules.

@J.D.Regent: It's like that little girl in "The Golden Compass" movie — Dakota something? British people are naming their kids Dakota now? Just when we got the Americans to stop it!

Smoosh is so frickin' awesome.

I thought she was dating that cute Rothschild? Downgrade!

Excellent example of scroll-down fug. Me: " The jacket's ugly, but forgivable. The dress is a little '16 Candles', but not too b— OMFG those tights and shoes!"

@ElleL: Also rhymes with "molest".

@talk2tehhand: Unbe-weave-able.

@kidderkat: Awesome! You must find that pic and post it.

@victorinemeurent: I alway thought Jordan was gay!

@blackbirdfly: Have you never listened to NKOTB's "Tonight"? Jordan used to say it was "Beatle-esque". Lulz.

@stacyinbean: Sometimes, I pretended to like Danny, but I just felt sorry for him for being so ugly. Looking back now, I realize they were all pretty tore up.

Tiny kids with glasses win in cuteness.

The problem with Megan Fox is that she never closes her goddamn mouth in pictures. It's not sexy. Stop trying so hard.

$1500. And you know she was playing the quarter slots.