@beatrice3000: I remember that. Which one's daughter was she?

Grah! I'm going to have to re-read this because I can't quite remember the solution. I know it was something with the names... Don't tell me!

Ooh-wee, T-Shane!

Some ridiculous percentage of Asians are descended from Genghis Khan because the bastard had thousands of children.

JG-L is mine, bee-yotches!

@takeitasred: An Acceptable Time. I don't think it's been done on Fine Lines yet.

For me, it wasn't that Fatima's pits were hairy — it's that they were ashier than hell. Either that or some deodorant was caked up in there.

More than once I've considered knitting a sweater from cat fur I pull out of my vacuum daily. My cats are still alive, though.

24.3 million British pounds, mind you. It's about twice that much, American. For 48 million dollars, I would keep my mouth shut.

Why is the cat in the close-up paw shot a different cat than the one in the full-body view? Was the paw-cat not fierce enough? Didn't look like a model? Not grateful enough? Or was he just content to be a paw model?

@SqueakyGasket: Yeah, like we needed any help visualizing this.

@DEARBLONDDIARY: Eh? Read the update!

Update: [abclocal.go.com]

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

Dina partied with Lindsay. Now, Lindsay parties with Ali. It's the circle of liiiife....

I don't care, but that dress is fucking hideous.

@BringBackTheBustle: Yeah. Tilda mentions boarding school in about 75% of her interviews. She went to school with Princess Diana. I don't what the hell happened, but clearly she was scarred for life.

Just chillaxin'.

@katekate, ineffable.me, stacyinbean: I don't actually have a fat baby, but if I did, I would not stop feeding it.

I hate Screech.