@sarabadara: OMG. I cannot read the comments over there!

I'm pretty sure she's got her head out the window because her hair won't fit inside the car.

Now we have skanky horse dolls?

Is that Ali?! Why do these girls look so much older than they are?

@gluecake: THANK YOU! It's a motherfucking meme. And this black person thinks it's funny.

What the fuck is wrong with comments? Goddam.

@BiscuitDoughJones: Ha! On close examination, I see it's some type of beaded concoction.

Can I get in your bag and go home with you, Ms. Swinton?

She kinda looks like Alyssa Milano here.

J. Danisse = I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby

It's actually Arnold who doesn't know what he's talkin' 'bout.

@Youll be sayin no, no, no, no, no: I'm not seeing the Astley. Bowie and Stoltz, yes. I think she's striking even though she wears crazy shit all the time: [gawker.com]

I love her. I think it's reaching girlcrush levels.

@dayglo: My mama told me to never stick my panties to the wall in a public bathroom.

@flaxen_vixen: Good question. I guess in addition to everything else, you now have to hold your panties while you pee. I get cringy thinking about what happens when it comes time to wipe...

Re: Her legs — Rocky Mountain Striped Fever?

FYI: That Rolling Stone article was some exaggerated bullshit.

I hope they have it marked on the ballots like that:

At least this way, they can get an annulment instead of a divorce. And I don't have to think about Gary Coleman having sex. Wait. I just did.

@AndSheWas: I remember thinking it was Boo Boo for a long time. Then they fianlly started writing the name on the screen.