What about us girls who are brown all over? How about some anus-tanning cream to keep us all matchy-matchy?

I really need to stop reading the Natalee Holloway comment threads.

@Kataluna: Oh, yeah — Silver! The friends were Patricia (PAL initialed necklace) and a girl named Asa! Why o why did I toss all my old books when I went to college?

I re-read this not long ago. Richard Peck was probably my favorite YA author. It's killing me that "Secrets of the Shopping Mall" is out of print. The one about kids who run away and live at the shopping and pretend to be mannequins? This was a childhood dream of mine.

Godfuckingdammit. And they wonder why people always assume the worst about military misdeeds.

And, yet, Apple is still named Apple.

@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: Also, a BLIND item.

@bowlingfordollars: Yeah, there was a recent bling item that implied she put him out this holiday season.

He forgot his curl activator.

I thought he looked like Rog from "What's Happenin'?" I, too, covet her belt and top.

@MakeMeSmile: Me. In the 5th grade.

OMFG! I totally forgot about this book. Seeing that cover brought it right back.

Libra to Virgo — I object!

The Prussian Blue girls seem to have gained some critical thinking skills. In that documentary this summer, they renounced the Hitler shirts. Their mom is still an asshat, though.

Guess who eats together in the Carnegie Deli...

There were about three points in that letter where I thought I had reached the end, but had not.

@hatepaperdoll: My cats would just cry. And then poop in it. Same as with the carrier on the way to the vet's.

I get this catalog. The Halloween edition was cracktacular!

@Leiakat: Ah, that's what I figured with Trisha's constant mentioning of her Christian family.

I haven't watch this season at all. What is Parisa's ethnicity and religion?