"Dyeing sheep is certainly no more harmful to the sheep than a person dyeing their hair."

That is the exact expression I would have on my face if some photog was all up in my grill at some random moment.

Perm? That dude has "The Curl". The Jheri variety.

How do you prove your competency in smoking? "Nice ash-flicking technique. Thorough exhalation..."

I assumed they had already tested her stuff for pepper spray. Wouldn't there be some lingering odor or particles?

If you are paying off a 39.99 guitar in installments of 6.99, you should perhaps consider not buying that guitar.

Uh, mouth.

Well, I can't wait for Baby Bob to get in on the act with a rap about what an OG he is because his father dangled him over a crocodile's moth.

Thrown in with the Disney characters, appropriately enough.

Strapya is amazing. Anything you can imagine has been turned into a cell phone charm.

You go, King Juan Carlos. I mean, er... Usted va!

Most states have their medical board's records available online. You can look up a doctor by name and find out if they have any marks on their record. And, yes, California's are online: [www.medbd.ca.gov]

I love the token black Israelite on the Moses fountain.

@RainbowBrite: @serreca: Reunion! Oh — and how come this kid had to be from NJ? I spend my life trying to convince people not all Dukies are from Jersey, but every time an example comes up — New Jersey! I give up.

@serreca:

Oh, health officials have been on his ass: [www.newsobserver.com]

Looks like he lives on Central Campus, which is not known for its spacious kitchens. Kudos.

Any former Sweet Valley fans should check out the series recap blog, 1bruce1: [community.livejournal.com]

Well, she looks better than Lucy Camden.

Maybe Rihanna can pry Josh's beady little eyes open with that umbrella-ella-ella.