I'm surprised she didn't name them "Truth" and "Justice", or some shit like that.

That monkey looks like he just accidentally crapped his pants.

I remember in some sociology class I had in college, the professor told us about a study on domestic violence that concluded that when men attack or kill women, the majority of the time it happens in the bedroom. When women attack or kill men, it often happens in the kitchen. Also, men use "traditional" weapons such…

I have my legs crossed about three time around.

Wait — Khloe?

Wait - Khloe?