Set that bar low and really stick that landing.

+1 you’re not my real dad!

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

South Carolina and Missouri accusing each other of racism:

IN TRUMP’S AMERICA!?!?!?

Watching highlights on Twitter is basically as good (and sometimes better) than actually sitting through an entire game.

I don’t know if it’s stuff like this, or the fact that my team sucks, but every year I find myself drifting that much further away from the NFL.

It’s the same reason kids yell this shit when playing online multiplayer.

I kind of want a t-shirt that says that.

It’s not mediocre. Just stop with your nonsense.

I’m not watching that hour and a half video....but I think this guy needs a hug or something. I enjoyed Fallout 3.

Here’s what we’ve lost with this decision:

Is this a generational divide type deal?

She also expressed her feelings to him the next day. He heard her out and apologized. I see no reason to doubt the sincerity of his apology. His statement on the matter affirms that he took her words to heart.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

What a weird culture. People’s brains are just wigging me out today. Who says “black women don’t watch horror movies” just because you don’t know of any (which also doesn’t make sense because Traccy is black, and she wants to make one)? How do you know? Have you met every black woman on the planet? Have you taken a…

Look, the suicide does not care that s/he is on camera. S/he’s dead.

I was very surprised by how much I enjoyed Andromeda. Not nearly the dumpster fire that people have made it out to be.