“OMG! Young men and women are sexually evaluating each other based upon looks, style, sex appeal and physical attributes! Sound the alarms! We need to take this to the streets!”

Attacker was a Muslim Somali refugee armed with a car and a machete.

Nice display of pathetic white guilt and “progressive” virtue-signalling, though. You get 2 Jezebel SJW Brownie Points!

This seems to be commonly misunderstood. The Ravens/Harbaugh’s gripe was with the refs not making it clear who was/was not eligible in a reasonable amount of time, not necessarily the Pats or their formations.

To be fair, there’s about 50 other things besides some stupid emails

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

#punterfistbump

You defend what that Nazi wrote? He said nothing of platform, he spoke in generalities. The fact that today’s leftist think you can define what is bigoted, what is immoral, what is hate speech and then punish people without trial is frightening and then lack the furries to do the same to those who you claim to oppose…

So, you're saying, he's her 12th Man.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I could take down the entire state with one match.

And while we’re at it: fuck off Ronaldo.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

“As long as my pink-eye proof bio-hazard broadcast suite is ready, I’m good to go”

Kickdor

This story leaves me with a lot of questions - primarily, should I go with a “Kick in the Door” or a “I Got a Story to Tell” joke here?

Sorry, but liberals never wrong. They will keep doing it again and again. If you voice your opinions you are a bad person, racist, greedy, and a really really bad person.

There’s a reason Carolina let Norman go...must be tough to be a Washington fan.

Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.