“OMG! Young men and women are sexually evaluating each other based upon looks, style, sex appeal and physical attributes! Sound the alarms! We need to take this to the streets!”

Attacker was a Muslim Somali refugee armed with a car and a machete.

Nice display of pathetic white guilt and “progressive” virtue-signalling, though. You get 2 Jezebel SJW Brownie Points!

This seems to be commonly misunderstood. The Ravens/Harbaugh’s gripe was with the refs not making it clear who was/was not eligible in a reasonable amount of time, not necessarily the Pats or their formations.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

#punterfistbump

So, you're saying, he's her 12th Man.

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

I could take down the entire state with one match.

And while we’re at it: fuck off Ronaldo.

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

“As long as my pink-eye proof bio-hazard broadcast suite is ready, I’m good to go”

Kickdor

This story leaves me with a lot of questions - primarily, should I go with a “Kick in the Door” or a “I Got a Story to Tell” joke here?

There’s a reason Carolina let Norman go...must be tough to be a Washington fan.

Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.

So instead of finding faults with their products and working toward making a better one, they’re going to cry foul over the lack of objective reviews. Seems about right.

Like Kevin Durant, he will be in a better place next season

He died as he lived. Burning gas.