Having grown up in Minnesota, forgoing every hot-dish ever set in front me, the white people food hate making it into every article just cracks me up every time. May it continue on forever. The joke that is, not the food.

Geez, what’d Orangutans do to you to draw that comparison?

Caught many a mouse with glue traps. Just pour some vegetable oil over them and they fall right off. No harm done. Unless being covered in vegetable oil isn’t your thing.

Love your work Michael. Thanks for the read.

My office man comes. Man! Office troops are, gah, stupid.

Fucking got me.

It’s not that they want to gain weight as fast as possible, it’s that their bodies naturally sit at those weights. They are cutting every bit of fat during camp, but the majority of weight cut during the final week is water weight through extreme dehydration. My brother wrestled at 145 and 2 days after the state…

Sorry, but you can’t support the police state and be a progressive liberal. Send him back.

Don’t be such a stranger and come back soon. Thanks for the fun show.

Considering Obama and the Democrats created this shitty half-baked system that could be undone by a moron signing one piece of paper that isn’t even law, maybe we shouldn’t just be looking at Trump for the mess we are in.

The Friendly Beer has never let me down and always has a home in my fridge.

Stood for the National Anthem and the “prayer.” I’m sure the latter is unconstitutional at a school sanctioned event.

I hate FDIC members too. You tell’em

When they have fully formed critical thinking minds, they are welcome to do as they please. Let’s not pretend that kids are always listening to their parents.

I don’t allow my children to say the pledge. People ask why and I simply state if I got my kids up in the morning and made them say a Pledge of Allegiance to their dad, everyone would think I’m nuts. So I think it’s nuts. Simple as that.

Did you run this by Bill Simmons first?

I miss Deadcast.

Gordon said the night before, he had passed his wallet around at a party because he was paying for everyone, and someone must have put the pound of weed in his wallet.

Thank you ever so much for this article. My siblings and I deal with this every year and always felt like we were alone. It’s good to know there are other shitty mom’s out there. Wait... Well, it’s good to know we aren’t alone at least.

He lost after hitting it within a foot?