My goat makes me fuck a woman every three months. If i can deal, so can everyone else.

I made my son watch this and then re-watch this play again and again. It brought a tear to my eye to watch the hate grow inside him. He finally says, “I hate the Vikings.” He is now a true fan. I am so proud that I was able to give him this experience like my father did for me, and his father did for him. Skol Vikings!

I got a 5.5 quart enameled cast iron dutch oven just begging to make some braised short ribs from my fiance. My in-laws to be got me a messenger bag that looks too expensive for me to look up what it costs. It is 13 inches, but my macbook is 15 inches. I want to use the bag so much, I’m selling my computer to buy a 13…

In my family it’s customary to wait until the deceased is buried before claiming their parking space.

After a long hard battle with the HOA, this band of ballers erected their triumphant trophy cause Cul-de-sac’s were meant for hoops.

Hodor Hodor Hodor? Hodor Hodor...

Three minutes

KILLER MIKE. KILLER MIKE. KILLER MIKE.

It’s so small the only game they have is PACMAN.

In for 5. Thanks for the heads up. Got one of the last super early bird specials

You definitely should. I know I'll be checking out a few of the albums you listed as well. Only so much time in a day.

I'd give an honorable mention to Rapper Big Pooh, "Words Paint Pictures." Short but sweet.

nope. Wrestling gets not East Coast/West Coast love, so does not exist.

Where was my Realbuto story when I needed it?

Didn't read the article, but does this apply if they are still alive?

None of these are wrestling terms...

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Number One: He didn't break into any systems to steal passwords. He only put together in one place 10 million passwords and usernames that have already been compromised and were already publicly known.

By my very basic math, he hit the ground going 65 mph. Just crazy.