Serial just didn't do much to improve on its second season.

It's actually should read

I, for one, was extremely afraid of counter-operative North Korean militants, with strong ties to my small town of 6000 in southwest Minnesota, throwing off their Wal-Mart vests and finally showing this town who they really are. For now, we will just have to wait and see when they finally show their hands. You win…

I see the 49ers released him. Glad they didn't McDouble down and stand behind him on this one too. I couldn't imagine the McFlurry of bad press they'd get.

My fiance bought me some gluten-free beer, because she hates me.

So when do I get my VW Jetta TDI Sportwagon?

And his upstairs neighbor immediately regretted his draft pick.

Sure, but certainly not starting.

If I knew how to stop Time from renewing and continually being delivered to my house because of some dumb magazine sale my kids had at school, this would be the time I would cancel my subscription. (On another note, I got roped into Entertainment Weekly as well...)

Now I feel bad for swearing. Tough spot for the beat reporter to be in as well. Damn. I'm a dick.

Gotcha, just think it's tacky to try and get more from a clearly grieving man. The silence and anguish did more talking than any answer he could have hoped to get.

On a separate note, fuck that interviewer and his follow up question

Odd, considering the sport in question fines players $100,000 for not talking to the press. Can't have it both ways.

Since when do buildings buy products? And why are cops burning them down?

To quote Ricky Gervais: "There are only 2 good reasons for calling someone a cunt...1. If you really mean it. & 2. If you don't really mean it. Enjoy."

No

I had a friend that named their baby Jack Daniels. He went on to become a bourbon. I'm not sure that it relates, but I'm not sure that it doesn't.

In related news, Kirk Cameron is anti-baby until they get that god-awful original sin washed from their sinful tiny adorable souls.

It's not the tweet so much, but the fact that he went on to rape her 2-0 that's the problem.

As a vikings fan, I was really hoping the first graphic ment there was no game. Damn.