"Oh, that's priceless." The TV told me it was OK, so just back off alright.

It's too bad God didn't create a Camel that could hold unlimited straw, cause this is the end of anything Bristol for me. (I know that isn't saying much)

Where the OTD's at? And my fiance will cry if you tell me they are included in the doctor of physical therapy.

I was always wondering why they called Bill, Hymenocerous...

I think the story is Bill Cosby: Wrap Alligators, right?

That moment you realize you are the only one celebrating

ME: I wish he was my dad.

That joke is so cheesy

Well, don't I feel dumb for not actually reading the list...

Not sure how sloth was left off the list. Laziness, I suppose.

I was promised a song...

Don't let the Koppenhaver name die Mike, it's all you.

Basket Embalmed anyone?

So tired of the movie industry and their remakes.

Of course the Star Trib isn't Great!!! This is a Cheerios town.

But Mark Cuban said the NFL won't be around in ten years, so this seems like a pretty sweet deal when compared to a deal with a soon to be defunct league.

Technically, doesn't keeping the money for his own family count as helping at-risk children?

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