Ctrl+Alt+Del: Just the beginning.

If I knew how to stop Time from renewing and continually being delivered to my house because of some dumb magazine sale my kids had at school, this would be the time I would cancel my subscription. (On another note, I got roped into Entertainment Weekly as well...)

Now I feel bad for swearing. Tough spot for the beat reporter to be in as well. Damn. I'm a dick.

Gotcha, just think it's tacky to try and get more from a clearly grieving man. The silence and anguish did more talking than any answer he could have hoped to get.

On a separate note, fuck that interviewer and his follow up question

22 bucks with frame?

Odd, considering the sport in question fines players $100,000 for not talking to the press. Can't have it both ways.

Since when do buildings buy products? And why are cops burning them down?

To quote Ricky Gervais: "There are only 2 good reasons for calling someone a cunt...1. If you really mean it. & 2. If you don't really mean it. Enjoy."

No

I had a friend that named their baby Jack Daniels. He went on to become a bourbon. I'm not sure that it relates, but I'm not sure that it doesn't.

In related news, Kirk Cameron is anti-baby until they get that god-awful original sin washed from their sinful tiny adorable souls.

It's not the tweet so much, but the fact that he went on to rape her 2-0 that's the problem.

As a vikings fan, I was really hoping the first graphic ment there was no game. Damn.

"Oh, that's priceless." The TV told me it was OK, so just back off alright.

New Yorker reminds pirates to keep installing patches for their eyeball

It's too bad God didn't create a Camel that could hold unlimited straw, cause this is the end of anything Bristol for me. (I know that isn't saying much)

Where the OTD's at? And my fiance will cry if you tell me they are included in the doctor of physical therapy.

I was always wondering why they called Bill, Hymenocerous...

I think the story is Bill Cosby: Wrap Alligators, right?