That moment you realize you are the only one celebrating

ME: I wish he was my dad.

You forgot about the 747, a junkyard, and a tornado.

That joke is so cheesy

Well, don't I feel dumb for not actually reading the list...

Not sure how sloth was left off the list. Laziness, I suppose.

I was promised a song...

Don't let the Koppenhaver name die Mike, it's all you.

Basket Embalmed anyone?

So tired of the movie industry and their remakes.

Of course the Star Trib isn't Great!!! This is a Cheerios town.

But Mark Cuban said the NFL won't be around in ten years, so this seems like a pretty sweet deal when compared to a deal with a soon to be defunct league.

Technically, doesn't keeping the money for his own family count as helping at-risk children?

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