I might watch The Simpsons for the first time in like a decade

I can’t justify dropping $700+ on a new console or computer but I would like to play some modern games.  A monthly service like this would be ideal for me.  But, i’m probably an asshole for not complaining. 

Your comment is completely naive, yeah I’m sure this billion dollar corporation did no research at all and are just doing this on a lark. Your situation is not the same as everyone else. 

I want it because it allows me to play games on any device without having to buy expensive dedicated hardware.

I honestly don’t care if Stadia becomes the next big thing,  kills consoles,  and everyone has to play laggy games forever.  Why?  Because I’m officially declaring myself an old man,  and this is where I’m done.  I now plan to live out the rest of my life replaying the great games from the before time as I shake my…

It’s Bolsonaro’s Brazil, can’t let those weak communist kids take your hard earned jersey.

I think they should make it lower, not higher. Take it down to 7-8ft clearance so it is immediately obvious that no truck could ever make it through. Right now it is in sort of an uncanny valley height, people who are bad at judging scale can’t quite parse that it is a few inches too low. Add some new solid structure,…

Seems like a weak attempt at pre-empting Apple Music/Media/TV/News bundle that’s coming up on March 25.

discovers the gene that makes a person an asshole

Oh shit!

To be fair, this was a long time ago, so I understand people not being aware that it exists.

He always does it as though it’s the real thing that he recorded while watching the movie

Or, and hear me out, they are both parodies of early Fresh Prince/ DJ Jazzy Jeff songs.

...as somebody who has been playing Pokemon since the beginning,

I have the Thanos rap in my head CONSTANTLY.  ... And the Ant-Man/where's the Ant-Man/can't find Ant-Man/I'll leave Ant-Man/I love the Ant-Man

I love in the credits that the filmakers claim they remained friends until their deaths in 2013 and yet could not produce a single picture of them together over the course of 50 years.

I literally have his “Ready Player One” theme stuck in my head, like 15% of the time.

I’m gonna be pissed if he doesn’t become incredibly famous some day.

Demi Adejuyigbe is real good at punching up the jams.

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