“The Umbrella Academy” out February 15th. 

Ellen Page hasn’t had any work in the last 5 years?

I’m not a like, huge Chris Pratt fan, and I don’t begrudge him being all Jesus-y, if it helped him through stuff. It’s just...I dunno, maybe he should just straight up say “I’m against gay conversion therapy, which is a despicable, hurtful practice,” or even just sit down with Ellen Page to talk. I get the desire to…

Notice he cannot actually vehemently deny anything Page has said?

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Lol, fuck off, Chris Pratt.

This doesn’t change the fact the GoTG2 wasn’t that great of a flick. 

I think on the spectrum of awful, the worst are people who copy without credit. Fuck Jerry would famously crop screenshots of tweets to eliminate who tweeted it. But then next down on the spectrum are people who are giving credit but are actually making money off of other people’s tweets/tumblr posts/whatever without…

God, first rule of white genocide is DON’T talk about white genocide. 

Because we’re doing white genocide you fucking clown. 

Because A) it’s kinda funny to mock a dude who lays on a massage table and open mouth kisses his kid when he asks to play video games and pretty not funny that a guy hits his kids balls with a switch and B) Since the original Peterson suspension he’s had one decent season and the remainder were completely forgettable,…

The “individual who created the graphic” should have just blamed the equipment guy.

The iPad was also running a mobile OS, and was optimized for use while holding it. That 2002 photo, they just happened to create a big clunky PC, but without the keyboard, or an OS that could easily handle inputs by hand instead of by a mouse or keyboard. Microsoft’s version was basically the corporate version of some…

lol Apple: Putting lipstick on a pig since 1976

The very first scene in both the show and the books involved frozen zombies arranging human and horse parts into a spiral. The fantasy aspect was always there, and the Children of the Forest were as well.

It’s fantasy. It’s always been fantasy. One of the first episodes had children finding magic wolves in the forest, one pup for each child. Come on, man.

the first season starts with Zombies and dragons. where did you think this was going?

You’re angry that they followed the books?

I take it back. You are a terrible person. Probably the kind of person who would sit quietly and watch a child die.