Nella. Salmonella.

Why should the USPS make a profit? It’s a government service. Does the Army make a profit? The Justice Department? The USPS also doesn’t get to cherry-pick its routes like UPS or Fed Ex do. Do you think that if you lived in Nome, Alaska, Fed Ex would deliver a letter for you for 50¢?

10...10 sedans all of them Jaguars in various levels of disrepair. #jaloplife #fancyDavid

Unfortunately up here in the snowbelt these have all turned to iron oxide by now.

“Faraday now claims its valuation is up to $3.25 billion”

Someone didn’t get the meta ending.

But more accurately this is more of “I don’t like that thing everyone else is liking. I am novel. Look at me.”

Congrats on learning how to use Windows Paint. But yeah, it’s all in your head dude. 

Been binge watching a little too much Big Mouth, eh?

known in design circle as the “Freudian clip”.

Jokes on you.  Last fist I ate only cost me my lunch money.

‘something else’ ? that’s a stupid name

“Hyundai has rewarded the driver, one Farrah Haines, with a brand new replacement for the high mile hero."

Burn.

Shouldn’t that be batteries instead of logs on that fire?

Really digging your positive energy, we need more of that nowadays.

Bethesda can salvage this but they need to take a page out of another company’s playbook. Someone who launched an MMO version of a longstanding series even more popular than Fallout and revered by a rabbid fan base. A game so poorly designed that a flowerpot could wreck your shit and melt your processor. A game now…

“I don’t know guys. I wouldn’t do that if you were you.”

I’ve seen this movie, it doesn’t end well for the scientists.

Oh great, now they’re going to wake it up.

Welp. it’s been nice having kids. They’ll be fine on their own.