We have two joyful toddlers in dog suits, and a sulky teenager in a cat suit. We also have a teenager in a poorly fitting human suit. He is also sulky.
jdmrookie2
jdmrookie2
No. Cats are born with the equivalent cat age of a 45-year-old human, and are already tired of your shit.
Love the husband and wife there, husband falls, wife extends hand while she keeps moving forward, only to have good Samaritan pick you up. Drop that wife dood. She is going to get you killed or leave you dead.
Many years ago (around 2000) an unstable guy showed up at my library waving a gun around. (turned out to be a toy but nobody knew until the cops got there) The one black gal on staff was on the ground, putting hard cover between herself and the guy, yelling “GUN!” and getting to the phone to hit 911 before any of her…
It’s interesting how our collective reaction to police is not “Thank goodness! The police have arrived!” but rather “Holy Shit! The police are here. Run for your lives!”
From a conversation sometime later -: “Honey, it took you an awfully long time to stop for me. And it’s kind of weird you didn’t come back to help me, hmmmmmm?”
As an American, it sounds like you guys also have a Florida. My condolences.
Doesn’t matter what country, the south is still the same.
Really tall dude be like, “Nobody tramples a sequoia.”
Slow car fast > fast car slow
Driver of modern supercar going 60mph on Tail of the Dragon:
Um... the 200 has zero relation to the Sebring.
Sergio doesn’t have to prepare crap. They own Chrysler, remember? I think bankruptcy forms are the standard template for all Chrysler memos. All he needs to do is just print it out and sign it.
Sergio: “Prepare the bankruptcy forms!”
In fairness, Coronas make sense in these films because it takes also requires suspension of disbelief to think it’s a good beer.
At least the girls realized it was a joke....unlike the actual AutoZone worker that argued with me even with part numbers researched beforehand....that my 2001 Subaru Legacy GT did not have rear brakes at all....because his computer didn’t show any.
That is so outdated. I use LED paste.
Your putting WAY to much emphasis on the gender. Every shop does something like this to the new guy.
Pay my way, and I will write about it and insert a disclaimer saying “Jalopnik wanted me to come so badly that they put me on a flight, gave me [insert length of] days of lodging and a fist bump to come there.”