I appreciate you clarifying you position of anger towards this man. Particularly, the following resonated with me:

Mr. Magoo blindness? I think that SF living costs are nuts, harmful to thousands, and likely at more risk than many here admit.

Is it bad that I wondered what a bag of dicks would sound like? I sort of figure like a canvas bag full of rubbery sloshing. Could be wrong...

If you own a house in this town, you’ve been around for a while and have massive equity, are compensated well enough to make the purchase of a semi-fancy car a choice, or both.

Guy 1: “Man this makes me not want to buy their stuff even though I love Porsches”

For house-owning San Francisco coders, like me, yeah, a new Porsche is an option. I’m more likely to get a Focus RS and a new kitchen, but it’s a matter of priorities (married, kid, etc). Plus, being a 911 nut, the SUV’s just look like rounded Audis to me.

Certain movies will never allow me to take that phrase seriously. Not that I take much seriously to begin with.

He expected them to bend over and take it (the car). In the BP oil spill settlement, the company paid compensation even for dogs of fish boat crews for lost wages...

Ridiculous number of $50K+ cars and the obligatory low speed accidents. And some asshole in at 1990 Honda Accord doing handbrake burnouts...oh wait that was me.

Things that apparently do not matter to Jalopnik commenters:

20 years ago my dad asked “Why would ANYONE need a phone outside of their house?”

Well for starters, did they need to spring for the optional $4000 21" wheels on that XC-90?

So... they’re using their market capitalization in order to subsidize rides to attempt to obliterate traditional taxi companies?

Wow, imagine if they were not bypassing all the laws and regulations, and actually paying taxes..

They are not pro-life. They are pro-blastocyst and anti-human.

If all the money that went into investigating her emails and the multiple Benghazi investigations went toward solving Flint’s water crisis, I bet it’d be solved by now. Why do we have no say in how Congress spends all this money?  

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

You’re right this is obviously a complex and staged propaganda to discredit innocent white Americans and totally not that two racist douchebags saw a black guy and wanted to fuck his life up.

They watch him park and go inside, then one guy paints while one rifles through his gear. We don’t need the FBI’s top minds to figure this one out.

Who wants a shitty old Sentra with a blow over?