Considering the frequency of kaiju attack, I’m not surprised at all at how quickly they were able to fix this.

Well, thats Japan for you.

Tsunamis (cough)

So, in order for me to live my life, I need to get the permission from everyone around me? This is what you seem to be implying. I hate HOA’s because of the lawn nazis, having to get permission to plant fucking flowers, and being told every aspect of what I can and cannot do on the property I live on and pay a…

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

Alfa Romeo Salvia

Clarifying that I unknowingly purchased a system that was bricked, returned to the store, put back on the shelf which I was able to rectify.

Some of the people responding to you have horrible reading comprehension.

Just so I know....it’s cool when Audi does it, but lame when BMW did it?

Some players are suggesting, for example, to acquire a legit 3DS by purchasing one, extracting its information and injecting it into the banned 3DS, and then returning the new 3DS to retailers—potentially fucking over whoever goes on to buy that system in the future.

This. The typical Jalopnik/Deadspin/Jezebel/etc. reader likely skews much younger than the typical Trump voter. For this website, at this time in history, the editorial slant is right on target.

I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

anyone who thinks this car is ugly needs to take a good hard look at the market right now. mazda is killing the design game right now.

2-door Hatchback, please! *he says between sobs*

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

Toyota: “Wow the Amazon team working on the Grand Tour actually want to use the Prius for promotions! Awesome! Give them like 10! We’re so glad the boys changed their minds on these! Everyone loves em!”

I worked in Defense-related business. The number of people who pull down big salaries and are nothing more than PMAs (professional meeting attenders) is stupefying. So get ready for some gold-plated weapon systems that won’t do anything to increase America’s readiness but will make Defense businesses sing hosannas at…

Expedition > Flex > Explorer > Escape > Edge > C-Max > EcoSport

Apparently my kids. Every time I clean the wife’s car out there are toys and food wrappers hidden in just about every crevice one could imagine....