The station where he fell has a curved platform.

I hope he will get back to a normal life at some point. That sounds like a truly hellish experience and I’m really, really doubtful any human being would consciously attempt to be injured in this way just to get money (suicide is much easier by just jumping in front), so I have nothing snarky to say.

I know you’re kidding but I manage the finances of people with disabilities. I pay their bills, do their taxes, help them get loans, things like that. Most of them are very wealthy from settlements. It’s not worth it. There is no amount of money in the world worth what some of my clients have been through and are…

Pretty clear cut, the injury was preventable, if they had done a proper risk assessment of the extender then it wouldn’t happen. The reasoning that he was drunk was ridiculous, there is no fitness to board a train requirement and there is always a chance that anyone at all could find themselves falling between the…

You misread. It was $10 billion, 167 million and a bag of ferrets.

For what this guy went through because of some fucking medevil contraption that the MTA thought was a reasonable solution, the figure should be closer to $10 billion.

$10 million* for being crushed 167 times. That’s a key distinction.

You’re sick!

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

that key would unlock ANY 2000-2006 A4.

So, your Audi chop-shop closed in ‘07?

That’s not how car-sharing works, ladies.

My 4 year old would watch this shit all day if he could. It’s garbage and has no redeeming qualities at all. It is the most brainless shit you could let your kid watch. He always stumbles upon it because it has millions of views so it always pops up. He likes watching the cars crash.

Holy shit. You’ve done a lot of things right to be able to afford a house at 23. I’ve got five years on you and it’s going to be at least one or two more before I can even start thinking about it from a financial standpoint.

Here’s the problem with the homeless situation:

And how?

People that drive Maybachs view cars as disposable. And if a car is disposable, like most DD, then who the hell cares?

No no no - he’s targeting youths who’ve been given a million or more by their daddies.

Juckin’ Boe Fiden!

This is an article a cop would post...