I’d been commercial fishing summers since I was 12

Did you discover the thing on a safari?

Rofl. This is right up there with having to pay for the ambulance ride after recovering from a stroke.

A few years ago I decided, at the age of 30, after never even having changed my own oil, that it was time to learn to wrench.

That moment when you go to the comment section and instead find an entire article.

You should get a job here.

In college I had about 70 grand stashed away and no job, so I decided to be super responsible and sell a bunch of shit and buy an $80,000 Corvette.

See user name

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But how will self-appointed road enforcers feel important if they can’t impose their will on others?

Who doesn’t love Genesis?

And “It’s a Jaaaag...”

Major Sluggard

Admiral Sloth.

This will happen when the new Ford Bronco gets greenlit. And the mid-engine Corvette shows up. And Nissan takes orders for the IDx Nismo. And Toyota makes the Supra successor. And Moller’s SkyCar hits production.

Philly is a bit hand-wavy with that whole “legal” thing.

That’s a little tacky. I once got a ride around our block with a friend of the family who’d just gotten a new RX-7. It’s not unusual.

I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego, but a child was killed here so maybe stop thinking about yourself for two fucking seconds and have a little respect.

This is terrible. Just reaching the prime of life and to have it snuffed out in an instant, I can’t even fathom that. Also, the teenager dying is sad as well.