You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

Weird take bro

What color?

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(Jumps out of plane)

Your logic is dumb and you should feel dumb.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

These early Rotary engines, you get the smokiness for free.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!