You know who else liked to hang out with prostitutes?  Jesus.  Why do you hate Jesus?

HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

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Weird take bro

What color?

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Pai deserves a lot more than a simple crowbar to the shin. Upgrade to the Xfinity Comments Plus package to read more.

(Jumps out of plane)

Your logic is dumb and you should feel dumb.

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

These early Rotary engines, you get the smokiness for free.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!