"We *know!* Others will know! It isn't going to be so easy… not anymore."

"Jimmy… that's your dick talking."

Just be sure to turn in your consent form tomorrow.

PCP called Jimmy an "Uncle Able" behind his back. Priceless.

Kyle has Jew privilege. He keeps it in the little pouch around his neck, next to his Jew gold.

I usually run with Kyle (elf arrow barrage FTW), but I giggle everytime I hear "The Maiden from Stoneberry Hollow." Jimmy is one spoony bard.

I think I'm going to go pick up a hard copy newspaper today…

"We have ShiPaTown! We have a Whole Foods! Diverse people are moving in, everyone's aware of how they talk, this is *paradise,* Sharon!"

Because apparently AV club comments are just like the MPAA: graphic depictions of violence are OK, but say one cussword and your post gets trapped in limbo.

(Reposting because I think I went and f***ed tha police):

From: "You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican." "Latinoamerican." "Latinoamerican, shit!" to: "Mayor, I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this town to have it filled with homeless people!"

It can't be that bad…

"Apparently there were no affirmative consent issues, as your son knows the right way to play with another boy's penis."

"I'M SORRY, THE WORLD ISN'T ONE BIG LIBERAL ARTS CAMPUS!"

No, just be aware that trying to stamp out human jerkishness is an endless game of whack-a-mole. Ban one overt form (racism), it will just rise again in other, more pernicious forms (classism and consumer entitlement). I think the point of last night's episode is that you can be the most non-racist person in the…

"Mmmm… is that a creamy jalapeno sauce I taste?" :P
"Yes, my father made it *just for you*!" :D

The AV Club… *Welcome Home*

The folks at /r/SouthPark found the development ad they were parodying last night. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Goddammit, how come the economically disadvantaged have to screw everything up?" (Closely followed by "…and are the bullets made from *reclaimed* metals?)

Butters: "I don't *want* a Canadian girlfriend, Eric!"