Cool, enjoy your generic open world game with robot dinosaurs. Horizon 1 was easily one of the most forgettable experiences I had with a game in the last five years.

This show has zero narrative thrust now that Chuck is gone. This season has been so meandering, and I have no clue what it’s all building up to. Breaking Bad always had momentum, while never neglecting character development. Better Call Saul is good, but only a true hipster could say it’s better than Breaking Bad.

Unpopular opinion among feminists, but Ghostbusters 2016 was a bad movie. Not because of the women in the film, but because it was bad. These gender-swapped reboots of popular franchises are incredibly lazy and unproductive to the feminist cause. Women shouldn’t be building their successes off what men had already…

Seriously, are we liberals so sensitive that we get upset when we see a cartoon frog because some Nazis have used it as a meme? We need to stop perpetuating the stereotype of liberals being snowflakes. It makes us look weak and fragile. I know we’re tougher than that.

What do people see in Life is Strange? I played the first one and thought it was one of the worst games I’ve ever played. Dumb story, bad puzzles, terrible writing. And then they made a sequel that removed the time travel mechanic, the only interesting thing about the first game? That’s hella stupid.

Arin seems pretty apolitical, but on more than one occasion, Danny has outed himself as being pretty liberal. Plus, he’s just far more likeable than Jon ever was.

So I have an issue. My girlfriend is absolutely repulsed by the taste or smell of pussy. Whenever I go down on her, I can’t kiss her after, and

Can’t argue with A Link to the Past being #1, but I actually think A Link Between Worlds gives it a run for its money. It took everything that made that game special and upgraded it for modern gamers, and it’s the best upgrade the Zelda series could’ve asked for.