At 43K  one of the ‘Cheaper’ ones. 

“When will I get out of jail?” “We don’t know.”

I know a few mechanics that are not willing to work on Mitsubishi’s in general. Way too much work to do the simplest tasks like a tune-up. A friend had a 3000 turbo convertible with a clutch gone bad and nobody would touch it.   

Deadly even in a fender bender. Like driving a soda can. No protection at all, but they are cute.

I want a BIAC BJ80

There are tons of them where I live. You never see one do well in an accident. They fold up like a soda can. Zero protection for passengers

Here in the Santo Domingo they run a tad over 120K US.

Isn’t Michael Jordan a basketball player?

You got that right. I’ve never seen so much content from other countries as they have right now. 

Hey, Elvis on Wheeler Dealers has one of those ragtops and loves it.

Did I just see a Fiat 500 Abarth?  I thought nobody liked those. 

Everybody is an expert these days.

I have a 2008 Toyota Prado with a 4 cyl diesel engine and 5 sp manual.

The truth hurts. Amazing.

They were clearly moving up from “grab and run” in downtown stores. 

OOHHH, I gotta have one!! I’m going right out and dropping 100K on a pickup to get one!!!

These are available where I live, (and the mini cargo vans) and they struggle to keep them from rusting on the dealer lots. UV rays degrade everything plastic on them as well and replacement parts are unobtanium.

“Dude, all we gotta do is wrap some tape around the base of a mic and write “main” on it, say it was Cardi’s mic, and I bet we can sell it on EBAY for a bunch of money!”

Tell me again why I need a vehicle that can hit  sub-5 second 0-60, and costs about 3 cents per mile to fuel? 

Ha!  Feel that burn!!!