Speak for yourself.

I hope that can pull this together. I’d like to see more “Launch events” *sigh*

The female was a nice touch.

Took the words out of my mouth. Lambo vs. Jeep. What’s wrong with that picture? And the jeep won.

OK. I’ll take one. Can you deliver it this weekend?

“They just probably didn’t know it was actually Queen Latifah’s car.” They probably didn’t give a shit who it belonged to.

OH shit! Wait!!!!! The Ad has been flagged for removal. Does that mean somebody else bought it before I could get there??

If you think Ms. Whaling was making racist comments before, I can imagine the comments she’s making now.

Kinda sounds like my Cherokee, only better.

I use chocolate syrup instead of water. Because chocolate.

Ah.. You didn’t say you were an IT guy. In that case, I want it yesterday.

If the guy had just gone along with the officers,he would have been a lot better off. He didn’t so now he’s going to be on the 6 o’clock news across the country.

What if I don’t like eating the gristle on the ends?

He’s a car salesman. What did you expect?

If a minute delay in that file reaching your someone is awkward, I can’t help you. I feel for you. Try sending the file, tell them you’re going to the can, and when you get back, it’s there.

I have never had that sort of pressure to get a mail sent. Most folks understand there can be a delay in receiving a message that was just sent.

Eating out with the better half is a piece of cake for me. All she likes is steak. Steak on the menu? She’s a happy camper.

Tom Selleck and I have a lot in common. We’re both males.

Cobra. Only because I need to feel the wind in my hair.

I admit I googled Kayla Rae Reid nude as soon as I saw these pictures. I wasn’t disappointed.