Jesus, I’m not even a Ford guy, and that video gave me goosebumps. I may have to do some tuning on my Cherokee.

I’m with you. I think they’re pretty catchy. All they need is a Cadillac badge in the front.

Man, that would really drive me up a wa............. Wait! Did you just clickbait this story to sell your book????? Man, that really drives me up a wa...... oh, never mind.

My dad used to say “Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.” So true.

Well done.

Because... Dominican.

I’m pretty sure I could beat that with my Cherokee, but it’s got 4 wheels.

I’m not sure I understand the difference. I’m sure they both break down with the same frequency.

I’d love to have you for a neighbor. I bet yours love you.

I was hoping the guy filming would follow it down the river to see where the owner drove it out.

I’ve got one on my truck. My road to work is heavily traveled by trucks, and since they love those lights so much, I figured I’d get one too and blast their asses every time they blast me. Pretty much all those lights are good for.

I bought one of these not long ago. I put it in the bathroom and dutifully tried it out, at which point my wife walked in, and in her infinite wisdom said, “Why don’t you just bend over? Like you did as a kid.”

I bought one of these not long ago. I put it in the bathroom and dutifully tried it out, at which point my wife…

I can do that in my Cherokee XJ if I want to.

I’d love to have one of those puppies, convert or no.

I’m jonesing for that Triumph. Had a bunch of them when I was a young kid and loved them. Switched up to a Trident for a while then bought an FLH from a guy who was too scared to ride it. I had that beast for 33 years and sold it after I fell down a flight of stairs and ruined a leg.

Hard to beat Isuzu. Denyo brand generators with Isuzu 3 cyl. engines are some of the best on the market - They last forever even without proper maintenance.

You could always rig a frame on the rear and add a bike tire with a turbospoke. That should do it.

“Take a well earned break.” translated: 5 years of non stop 100 hr weeks have taken their toll. Time to find the next victim.

That’s OK. The “Holy Shitballs” comment made my day.

I had a CJ5 with the Dauntless V6 and a 3 speed manual. I stuck a big carb and some headers on it and it would keep up with the V8's. I would have never gotten rid of it, but a friend of mine took it camping one weekend and did the “Hauling ass through the surf” on the beach which pretty much started it’s demise when…