$11,500? People in Hell want ice water.

Have you ever thought of living life at a slightly slower pace? Maybe more free time here and there? The way you're going, one day you're going to wake up and discover you were too busy to enjoy the simpler things in life.

Seriously? What happened to two bags and a glass of water?? Listen to you guys!!!

It would certainly seem that way! I guess I'll make some slow cooked scrambled eggs while I wait.