Will the cheetos actually flush? I dropped some out of a canoe once and we spent hours trying to sink those little orange bastards, but they just floated along until some birds ate them...

Thank you! I read the whole thing just because I wanted to find this link, originally I thought it would be less effort then googling but by the time I realized this was a trap I was already committed. You saved the gizmodo experience.

I liked how the follow up question that he did take was asking how he’d crack down on the free press. Stupid horses supporting pigs.

You don’t have a choice about letting other people pull the trigger when you make crap choices. We agreed on rules as a society, after some quick googling these people could have registered their property as a deer farm or a wild life sanctuary. That would have taken a lot of effort though since specialists have put…