Very similar to a presidential election script. Oh grow up you know I'm right.

He was busy.

Well, y'know, they got that racist Sambo-style logo thing goin' on. Karma.

I call my maid "Honey." Is that ok?

Life is good. Without John Williams's music the original SW movie would have been dismissed as Alec Guinness trapped in an amateurish flop.

Y'know, the only friends that reliably make you happy are the friends you pay.

CHELSEA PIERS !!! (get it?)