We don’t get jackets, just brown paper bags to wear over our heads :(

The GOP base will turn on them if they dump Trump.

Yeah, Trump isn’t the problem. The shockingly high number of people who think Trump should be president is.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

Grantland without Bill Barnwell, Zach Lowe, Jonathan Abrams, and Rembert Browne is like... well, like Deadspin without Drew Magary.

GOP Candidates, 1969-2015: (Barely audible whisper) “Hey racists, we love us some you...”

She’s the Milli Vanilli (sold 10+ million records) of politicians. And, before the revisionism kicked in, barely anybody remembered that some dude named Dubya (?!) had recently been President for 8 years.

Yeah, no. While I don’t specifically despise anyone on the Cubs roster, it’s been the insufferable Milwaukee Cubs fans that has me actively rooting against them.

Stealing this from my brother...

Counterpoint: Don’t.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

The reason for the decline is Colin Kaepernick. I for one haven’t watched him play even a snap all season.

I can guarantee that if any one is going South, it’s Bumgarner.

Thank you. I actually have wondered how Michael Rapaport keeps getting work.

Incidentally this is how Michael Rapaport keeps getting work.

Except if you deign to support the Coyotes you’ve got a much better chance of getting fucked.

This is just like me trying to get back with my wife.

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

Is this even a real team?

A minority screwed on a ruling by judge Thomas?