You’d think football players wouldn’t slap each other in the head.

Oregon and NC as the two most racist states??? I think you need to get out more lol

Wait, so if I beat a racist team I can also yell the N word as a taunt? This logic, only in ‘Merica. Well at least the two most racist states like Oregon and North Carolina

Inexplicably undefeated? I thought this was about football, not George W. Bush.

2tupid

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

How many of those 20 Cleveland QB’s have gone to another team and blew it up?

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

The one that left the longest memory was the U2 performance In Super Bowl XXXVI that had the huge screen behind them listing all the victims of 9/11. Still gives me chills.

All the Pro Tour guys have “asthma”, and they all use inhalers. It’s essentially like using a powerful Breathe Right strip, is it not? Is it sketchy? Of course. But it’s a legal loophole, as you mentioned, and nobody should be surprised.

A Gresham Dynamic is where cheating drives all honest participants out of an activity. You must cheat to succeed, but because nearly everyone is cheating there is some reluctance to point fingers.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

According to police, Chicken is easy to spot, as he tends to be visibly fried.

Perfect.

+33 for getting me to laugh out loud here in my office

i was coming to kill you for this but then...

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years