Absolutely not. Inspections are nothing more than legalized racketeering. It’s an excuse for Mr. Mechanic to scam you out of $1000 for some BS that doesn’t be need fixing.

Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

There’s only one Don’t Bring Me Down, and the one you posted is severely lacking in trilled ‘Groos.’

You bought a BMW with hidden problems? No you just bought a BMW dude lol.

People don’t tacitly sign a waiver agreeing to have their image, goings-on, and physical location splashed all over the internet just because they dared to leave the house.

More like an Escape from an Explorer who attempted an Expedition without a Navigator.

You buy the Excursion and I will get the Bofors 40mm and see what happens when they meet.

What’s a Ute?

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

You should never have your dog ride in the truck bed, like sticking my 8 year old in the truck bed, won’t happen.

Counterpoint:

Can’t fit a sheet of plywood through that tiny little hatch

Didn’t the Chevy Avalanche have something like this?

A burger flipping robot is stupid. Flame grilling tastes better, and there have been machines that cook those patties for ages (I used to work at Carls Jr.).

Hasn’t Burger King use a pizza oven type conveyor for awhile now?

It seems this Takeout article is incorrect. From the KTLA article:

You don’t even have to get that deep.

Whatever good may be said about them, they have undeniable cheap ugly shite interiors and I am reliably informed that they start to rattle and creak in short order. I suspect these two facts are related.