Seats are not 100% correct. They look like they are out of a 1993-1997 Trans Am.

That sounds a lot like how ALDL used to work. My parents used to have a 1987 Grand Am, and when I was a kid, dad showed me how to check diagnostic codes by jumping two pins in the ALDL connector with a paperclip and then watching the MIL flash on the dash. Count the flashes to get the code.

It seems like you would need to study things longitudinally to really know what it means though.

Look at the bright side. You got a bang up article out of it. Wish I could make money writing about the stupid things I have done and still do.

Big Cadillac? Who you gonna call?

“How many more weeks of winter? For you, human, the answer is: none.”

Great...how do we get rid of the fucking iTunes update notifications? The little checkbox to not get the message again does NOT work!

The warrant was obtained in February right after the incident.

The midwest is weird and they have super high dollar figure 8 cars, with the intention in every race to win and not crash into anyone. It’s wild. They run 90 minute and 3 hour enduros during the year at the Indianapolis Speedrome as well.

I thought it was the Douglas Adams commemorative edition.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

“Bat-app, Bat-app, Bat-app

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Bat-app!”

I see you shiver with antici

I grew up in Omaha, so I know what I.O.W.A stands for.

The ONE time Iowa is on Jalopnik, and it’s for this?

I have purchased better tools and a lift and I’m working on garage heat. I wont stop but I will make life easier. I’m now 40 and I have learned my lesson about cheap tools and no lift.

I thought the Limo was very well designed and executed, but the design language really struck me as Cadillac and not Chrysler. And to be honest Chrysler might not be around in 2029.

Everybody knows helicopters don’t really fly. They’re just so ugly the earth repels them.

Game over.