Oh shit, have I been transported to an alternate universe where everything is identical except Rick and Morty is called Rock and Morty?

Stock photos of Bud Selig are so great. I wish the HOF could add a cupped hand to the ear for him on his plaque.

Oh sure... But when I take off my pants in the stadium I end up in detox, nearly every time.

In this case, yes it does. Both of Wolitarsky’s statements have focused on how this could ruin the reputations of the involved players. Concern for the victim is raised at the very end of the second statement showing exactly who the team cares about having a nice life.

They weren’t entitled to every horrific detail of that woman’s gang rape, and the fact that their collective temper tantrum “worked” by further traumatizing her and destroying any shred of dignity she had left by making the report public is NOTHING to cheer about.

Backing their friends and boycotting a bowl game with a press conference are very different things. What they chose to do was a publicity stunt.

In my dream world, where money is no object, they wouldn’t have had the opportunity to walk back their stupid boycott. The AD would have said, “Oh, you want me to recruit an entire new football program for next year? Challenge accepted! Here’s who you need to contact in Housing, and here’s the number for Financial…

I was wondering when they would realize that “Minnesota suspends 90 players for bowl game” is a valid option.

They caved pretty quickly. Almost like they went into this boycott without knowing any facts other than what their teammates who were suspended had told them.

“WE WON’T PLAY BECAUSE THESE SUSPENSIONS ARE BULLSHIT!”
“Actually, here’s the evidence...”
“So they did what now? ...Ok, what time do we show up? Don’t tell my parents, k?

“We won’t stand for these accusations! Yknow, unless they’re factual.”

No, just a retard like the one who gave you that line.

No, you haven’t.

does anyone else ever see something happen live and say to themselves “yeah that’s gonna be on deadspin pretty soon”

As a lawyer, I agree that you’re right on the standards of evidence. Shocking that you think that the absence of charges automatically verifies the truth of the accusations. At this point, there are about 15 people that know for sure what happened that night. You’re not one of them. Neither am I. I’m always shocked…

Glad to see you in the comments, Jameis!

Holy shit you are fucking stupid

And you sound like a rape-apologist. Go back to your MRA meeting you Elliot Rodger wannabe.

No, not really.

You have more faith in humanity than I do, clearly. Two well-publicized false claims against thousands of claims that get buried by cops, universities, and DAs. I guess either way we have a whole bunch of liars among us.