Nah, clearly I was suggesting intially that you are currently attempting sexual assault, then I moved to say you’ve committed it. Reading comprehension my guy. Again, your deficiency in these areas has me concerned that you’ve been fabricating your ideas about locker room talk! 

No it’s not what real “men “ do . It’s what pieces of shit do.

I’m sure you’ve done more than just try.

Getting defensive? Did the woman whose drink you just spiked end up leaving with someone else? Go back and try to read your other posts when your sober; They are an embarassment to the English language and coherence.

See, I’m doubting that you were ever in a locker room, because with your writing skills there’s no way you’d every be academically eligble to play. Reading your run-on thoughts is making me do mental gymnastics, just trying to follow your empty brained logic, let alone decide where one sentence ends and another one…

Ha ha, the “you jus jealous” comeback.

Morons like you think your reprehensible and boorish behavior is somehow represenative of everyone else’s experience, when really, it’s just that you’re dumb as fuck and an asshole. Dickheads like you are exactly the people I hated sharing locker rooms with growing up. You think that demeaning others is somehow a…

So reducing the women in your lives to a number correlating their fuckability is just “rapport” among guys. That’s so pathetic.

You are dumb as fuck.

Ha ha, non-ironic use of “PC.”

You are dumb as fuck.

If it’s so damn important to them, maybe they could not act like douches.

Your “outrage” makes no sense. Anyone (any organization) who acts in a way that is disgusting, violent, or inappropriately should be reprimanded. Period.

Reminder to self: Don’t go to a pancake breakfast with you.

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

To all of you here on Deadspin who have daily ripped the Chicago Cubs fans, I will savor this win even more.

Bryant’s smile as that final ground ball rolled to him was priceless.