And if everyone looks under their seat...

Today is over, and you won.

You make the internet a better place.

I’ll allow it.

Me too... back when Sean O’Neal did the main newsfeed was my favourite era. 

The Fifties was certainly an extraordinary time, but certainly not as its often depicted. I know; I was there. It’s important to remember that the adults of 1955 were the same guys who waded ashore at Iwo Jima and Normandy to defeat universal slavery under Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. Even ten years later they…

Roxanne Featherly obviously went to the J.Jonah Jameson school of biased hero-hate-slandering reporting (instead of being handed a diploma at graduation, you have a bushy mustache super-glued to you). 

*Upward inflection*?

“The blood penis rises once again ... please be careful Link ...”

Laura Breszka is easy on the eyes.

The Universal Remote Cinematic Universe!

I hope this movie spawns a whole franchise about all the other buttons the TV remote.

Ren works for me because he’s the first of these cinematic “Dark Lord” figures that didn’t try to out-Vader Vader. The recent sci-fi/fantasy boom has brought all these characters out of the woodwork in menacing black armor, who speak in intimidating tones about “Plans, plans, darkness, Yesssssss”, and since Ren is…

That never even crossed my mind, and I loved those movies. Peter Parker’s not exactly meant to be John McCain (or even Mr. Taken, from the Taken movies).

That was him in Dracula 2000?

The ballerina thing is specifically advertised as made in the USSR. There are hints in Russian-language signage elsewhere in the film, like on the side of the industrial farm at the beginning.

Yeah, I don’t think it could be any more clear that Lorca is a villain. He has a standing desk!

Tom, I’m getting depressed since we’re drawing close to our current year and while I look forward to reading this column through your pick for 2017 I’m not sure I want to live in a world where I can’t read your analysis of action movies every other week. So, either pitch a Dig Deep Into the Runners-Up column or start…

Other film review sites are throwing around words like “masterpiece”, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Dowd scrounges up a B+.

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