I for one will take that risk!  The set was several jokes, all of which were flubbed by his giggling, followed by a serious note about how he was touched by 9/11, followed by 90 minutes of anecdotes about all the famous women he’s dated.  

Not a single MCU album smdh

They can’t because his name is Baby Yoda.

“eh, the movie is about guillotining everyone.”

No, it really isn’t.

I’ve only read one of the comics on this list, so I can’t say for sure that King’s The Vision is better than them, but I’m pretty sure that King’s The Vision is better than most of them.

Heh heh heh.  Oh, white dot with blue tail, will you ever find what you’re looking for?

It’s been a year or so and I’m still not sure if I enjoyed Maniac or not.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

I imagine posting this will have grizzly consequences.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

But what if your dipshot boss is an herb?

SAMER *yeets off planet*

He gets to stay because he’s related to sports, right? Everyone else has to go but dick balls Cub mascot can stay. On your way out someone leave a reminder to feed dick balls Cub mascot.

Jim Spanfeller looks like a guy who gives his niece lingerie for her birthday.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

The clear preference for “fruit” vs. chocolate is some real serial killer shit, Kelsey.

I’m not a lawyer and I wasn’t trying to skirt libel laws. Let me be more direct... Jim Spanfeller is a daycare arsonist and murders the elderly for fun. And he takes pictures of his dog and posts them to Facebook with a minimum of seven hashtags.

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but some people are saying that Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990.  Again, I don’t know if Spanfeller and Maidment raped and killed a girl in 1990, but why haven’t they come out and said anything about it?  Why don’t they deny that they raped and killed a girl in…

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?