These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

The least interesting parts of this story are the parts that are about sports.

“Former USFL team owner Donald Trump went to a baseball game...”

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Spanfeller and Maidment can fuck themselves with broken cricket bats.

Oh c’mon you know this time next week he’ll be claiming victory for Baseball being off the air because “coastal elites” booed him and now nobody will even broadcast them!

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Worrying about what “plays into” whatever narrative he wants to spin is pointless. Have you even seen how much bullshit conservative media just spins out of thin air? And all in service of the guy who lies about damn near everything he thinks about. Even when looking at photos of his own inauguration, he lied about…

Donald Trump Gets Boos

They were clearly saying boo-urns.

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I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

Autumnal Crisp Law: Anybody who writes about their enthusiasm for the fall will eventually use the word “crisp.” Sixteen sentences, and you know what, that’s actually pretty respectable of Drew. It’s usually way earlier. This was practically tantric levels of restraint.

Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

It’s been taken care of:

Joe Westworld

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Instead of a drug dealer breaking my kneecaps, now my own wife was gonna do it. I was crestfallen.

God, I don’t even have one dick growing out of my forehead.

I mean, there’s so much unchecked rage in that tweet that I can’t even parse what, exactly, the author is upset about. Black people?