I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Joker is a secret Cloverfield movie. 

There’s something really ironic about people who want to make edgy, provocative comedy and expect mainstream success and undivided acclaim for it.

“No treason. No treason. YOU’RE the treason.”

The good news is that his pants-shitting fear is somewhat masked by his pre-existing incontinence.

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

Kind of unprofessional not to do it first thing in the morning, and instead wait until he was two hours into eating tape.

NAFTOGAZ is going to be such a good Times crossword answer in ten years:

You drop one firebomb on your own city killing a bunch of people and burning down an entire block of houses, and people NEVER let you forget about it.

DUUURRRR! Namath’s liver was the size of a boxcar and he won the Superbowl!

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

Linguistic nitpick:

it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

Wow, just when I thought Hot Girl Summer was over....Elizabeth Warren gets outed as a big ol’ freak.  Where’s my checkbook?

Diggs: sidelined, let down, unbelievable.

Cant wait for Joe Soucheray to weigh in on the “differences” between Thielen and Diggs!

I would really love to live in a world where at the end of the season both of those teams are 0-15-1

Bah gawd, that’s Jim Harbaugh’s music!

Hey fivetwentynine.com is parked if you need a good Nate Silver parody page.

“YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A F***ING IDIOT!”