His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

Hey everybody - look at this stupid asshole right here!

It would behoove Hader to leak some racist and homophobic tweets today to remind Milwaukee why they fell in love with him in the first place. 

#2 could not be more wrong. I’d love to see the rule you think that says that so I can dunk on you.

Lifelong Brewer fan, obvious homer here. But this is the type of year where a team catches fire and goes all the way. Last year was great, just came up short, but this is what makes baseball the best sport. These guys are playing fast and loose, in the absence of their MVP and the “stud ace pitcher that they…

I'd like to see them try to stop me

Pottermore put me in Hufflepuff, and when I mentioned it to a couple of friends who self-identify as Hufflepuff, they both very firmly informed me that I am not a Hufflepuff.

We should keep pushing him on this to see what happens when he realizes that this devious conflict of interest impacts literally every type of transaction. 

Is that cheating if it’s under the guise of what was originally intended? Free market system for talent isn’t originally intended.

Whenever the diaper isn’t on screen, all the characters should be asking “Where’s the diaper?”

“Noah Hawley’s . . . diaper . . . is . . . full . . . of . . . shit.”

Thank goodness the current NFL catch rules are perfectly clear these days.

It’s season 17, Gabon. One of the better seasons IMO.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

apparently the marshal service would be unlikely to pay for the removal, so he’d have to fund some aggressive removal. might be less painful to just get shot.

I know I’m just an old fuddy-duddy, but was this article randomly generated?

Boy, they are just going to drive this “the real crime is the reporting of the crime” bus right off the cliff, aren’t they?

He’s gonna live-tweet his own heart attack and it is, quite frankly, going to own.

a recording of his remarks passed along by an attendee.