Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Yeah but also go fuck yourself, scumbag

Yeah, man. The lucrative field that gold diggers have been utilizing for years: being raped. 

Steelers fans like him again now

Maybe she’ll talk about paying student athletes when she writes an article about it.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

My friends and I have joked for years that Ben Roethlisberger looks like Grimace, he is a Grimace, his name is Ben Roethlisgrimace and it had always been fun hyperbole for us but holy fucking shit, buddy.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Tough shit for those guys. As the Browns, aka the future of the NFL, have shown, this is just the most surefire way to unbridled success in the NFL!

DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN

96% of mass public shootings...occurred in “gun-free” zones

From: Steven Moran

So expat sex criminals hiding in Thailand dislike Magary’s cussing. That’s got to be life affirming for the big guy.

> .the only way to the father is through JESUS right VOTE RTUMP2020

I do believe that Terry Reardon has a point that perhaps we would all be better off if we cleaned up the language on this site to make it more reader friendly for the non-bible thumping crowd who moved from Boston to Thailand, maybe because they kinda just let you fuck kids there. Excuse me. “fornicate the children”…

smendlovitz3 proving that the new Tool album doesn't really work as well when you just read it. 

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

Don’t feel bad Drew. I was not in a coma and had to look up what the Miami Miracle was.