Jesus, just write down the rules to this game already

Yeah, I’m not understanding that theory.

The flimsy pieces of crap are Bret Stephens.

joe west, who’s name doesn’t warrant capitalization, sucks forever ass.

LOL no I wouldn’t.

Believe it or not, Belichick has done interviews where he doesn’t go all Mumblelord. I’ve seen interviews in which he didn’t speak in monotone, he was amiable and friendly, spoke with enthusiasm and emotion, and even made facial expressions indicating positivity and joy.

Wow, is that the Nationals everyday lineup or an impromptu episode of Remember Some Guys?

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

‘At War with Debra Messing’ sounds like a new show on NBC’s Can’t Miss Tuesday Night Lineup.

I’m not gonna act like politics haven't always been like this. I just want it to go back to PRETENDING it isn’t.

At least this article ended on an upnote with the reminder that Bob McNair is dead

Watched the clip from FWB and saw that the sign she takes has “O. Penderghast” on it. Olive Penderghast was Emma Stone’s character in Easy A, which begs the question - is there a Gluck shared universe?

Your grandpa sounds like a pretty cool guy

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Holy shit. This is, like, Splinter-comments-level mad online. 

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

That’s his military dress uniform for the war on Christmas.