Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism”

But how would I get my boner?

Next time Hyde will remember to stand for the anthem!

+1 BURN

Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,

Not entirely true, when you’re trying to flee the state to get somewhere better you inevitably have to pass through there thanks to the way their road system is laid out.

Just remember is not hypocrisy to dislike Rich Paul and want the NCAA to get fucked with all of the chainsaws.

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

Plot

You sound just like our liberal Congress people and President...

It’s almost like sports and politics intersect a whole lot more than you’d like to believe, huh?

[thumbs down emoji]

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

(Also, for a second I read one of these as only calling Trump “our Great Mister” and nearly spat my coffee to the back wall.)

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

Trump says the house was robbed, Cummings says they were scared away almost immediately. Many people are saying Trump has inside information about this intrusion and that he personally hired the person. I’m not saying that I’m just saying what many, many people are saying.

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

Same here, nice view of the crowd from the Tower. A lot of closet Trump supporters in my office are coming out of the woodwork.

“That’s the ostriche. No wait, that’s the large bird... That’s, uh... the city.”